it’s cold here now and I retain no heat so I think about taking warm baths a lot  u_u
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Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

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following back everyone
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Swimming crabs are characterized by the flattening of the fifth pair of legs into broad paddles, which are used for swimming. This ability, together with their strong, sharp claws, allows many species to be fast and aggressive predators.

Oooh, who’s a scary predator. You are. Yesh yew aaaare.
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most important school supplies


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What anon messages should look like on halloween:


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Giving Google Street Maps a taste of it’s own medicine.
We were driving through Fells Point when I saw a strange car in an alley. When it pulled out I saw it said Google on the side. We got so excited we had to chase it down. Took about 10 minutes to finally find it again. There is no way it doesn’t have at least one picture of us. Not sure how long it takes until it actually shows on the internet.
H&S Bakery, Bond Street, Fells Point, Baltimore, Md.
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its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

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